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Post by GIAU
Sat Apr 29 07:25:00 2000
POEM BY AN AFRICAN MAN
DEAR WHITE FELLA,
COUPLE THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW
WHEN I BORN, I BLACK
WHEN I GROW UP, I BLACK
WHEN I GO IN SUN, I BLACK
WHEN I COLD, I BLACK
WHEN I SCARED, I BLACK
WHEN I SICK, I BLACK
AND WHEN I DIE, I STILL BLACK
AND YOU WHITE FELLA,
WHEN YOU BORN, YOU PINK.
WHEN YOU GROW UP, YOU WHITE.
WHEN YOU GO IN SUN, YOU RED.
WHEN YOU COLD, YOU BLUE.
WHEN YOU SCARED, YOU YELLOW.
WHEN YOU SICK, YOU GREEN.
WHEN YOU DIE, YOU GRAY.
AND YOU CALLING ME COLORED??
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Ti`nh IRC (ti`nh
online)
Em cu+ng ho+~i tre^n ddo+`i la`m gi` co'
"Happy Ending" hay ha.nh phu'c dda^`y tay
Co' hay cha(ng? chi? la` phu't ta.m tho+`i
Ro^`i ke^'t qua? se~ sa^`u bi te^ ta'i
Ti`nh tre^n chat thu+o+`ng la` ti`nh no^`ng cha'y
Ngu+o+`i ve~ ngu+o+`i, tha ho^` no^? tu`m lum
Dde^'n phu't cuo^'i mo+'i xoa dda^`u than tra'ch
Sao mi`nh ngu ddi ti`m ke? lo.c lu+`a
Cha`ng thu+o+`ng no'i anh dda^y cao 6 feet
Dde.p la.nh lu`ng nhi`n gio^'ng So+? Lu+u Hu+o+ng
Chi' la`m trai ne^n dda~ ga('ng ho.c ha`nh
Gio+` lu+o+ng tha'ng thu va`o ho+n mu+o+`i xa^'p
Na`ng la.i ba?o em dda^y ra^'t di.u da`ng
Co' me. hie^`n da.y ba?o em nga`y dde^m
Ba.n em no'i em nhu+ Phan Nghinh Tu+?
Em tha^'y mi`nh la.i gio^'ng Mai Die^~m Phu+o+ng
Nga`y qua nga`y, hai ngu+o+`i ti`nh tre^n chat
Cha`ng thu+o+ng na`ng, na`ng nguye^.n se~ thu?y chung
Da^~u mai sau ta^.n the^' hay ddo^?i do+`i
Na`ng se~ va^~n ye^u thu+o+ng cha`ng say dda('m
Ro^`i mo^.t nga`y va`o di.p le^~ Gia'ng Sinh
Cha`ng mong ddu+o+.c ga(.p na`ng tre^n VeGas
Ho+.p y' dda^`u hai ngu+o+`i ddo^`ng cha^'p nha^.n
Ddo' se~ la` ga(.p go+~ buo^?i dda^`u tie^n
MGM la` no+i ddo^i ti`nh he.n
Phu't ban dda^`u ga(.p go+~ tuye^.t la`m sao
Nhu+ng than o^i su+. tha^.t qua' be~ ba`ng
Vu+`a ga(.p nhau hai ngu+o+`i lie^`n quay bu+o+'c
Cha`ng hie^.n thu+.c chi? cao chu+`ng 5 feet
Ma(.t co^ ho^`n tro^ng gio^'ng Mike Tyson
Qua^`n a'o ma(.c ro^.ng the^nh nhu+ bo.n black
To'c xu` xi` tro^ng gio^'ng cho' Poodle
Co`n na`ng thi` to'c ddo? nhu+ Kim Mao
Da'ng na`ng ddi o?ng eo. gio^'ng le^n ddo^`ng
Mu~i do.c du+`a nhu+ng nhi`n nhu+ vu+`a su+a?
Ma('t gia^.n ho+`n, hai ma('t ngo' hai no+i
The^' la` tan mo^'i ti`nh dda^`u tre^n chat
Cha`ng u+u buo^`n ghe't ca? Mai Die^~m Phu+o+ng
Na`ng chua xo't ha^.n ca(m cha`ng ho. So+?
Mo^'i ti`nh dda^`u gio+` ddoa.n ke^'t ai o+i
Tha^n trai 12 be^'n nu+o+'c
La^'y na`ng tu+` thuo+? mu+`o+i la(m
Dde^'n khi mu+o+`i chi'n to^i dda` na(m con
Na`ng thi` tro^ng ha?y co`n son
To^i thi` ddinh o'c, bu` lon ra~ ro+`i
Na('ng mu+a la` chuye^.n cu?a tro+`i
Te^` gia no^.i tro+. chuye^.n to^i bao tha^`u
Suo^'t nga`y ca`y ca^'y nhu+ tra^u
Chie^`u ve^` ru+?a che'n cu~ng nga^`u nhu+ ai
Na^'u co+m, ddi cho+. da`i da`i
Bo^`ng con, thay ta? tui dda^y ve.n toa`n
Lau nha` lau cu+?a dde^'ch ma`ng
O^i tho+`i oanh lie^.t ngang ta`ng co`n dda^u
Nhie^`u khi muo^'n ho^.c xi` da^`u
Xin na`ng nghi? phe'p na`ng cha^u ddo^i ma`y
Ba?o ra(`ng thi dda^'u ha(?ng hay
Na`ng tung mo^.t chu+o+?ng che'n bay a`o a`o
Nho+' xu+a nga`y mo+'i quen nhau
Na`ng a(n na`ng no'i ngo.t nga`o de^? thu+o+ng
Cho ne^n to^i mo+'i ma('c lu+o+`ng
Mang tha^n nga` ngo.c ca^.y nu+o+ng no+i na`ng
Than o^i thu+.c te^' phu? pha`ng
Ma^`y ra^u mo^.t kie^'p tho^i dda`nh ddi ddong
Mo^.t lo`ng tho+` dzo+. sa('c son
Co`n non co`n nu+o+'c thi` to^i co`n ... tho+` em da`i da`i : )
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Kie^'p tra^u bo`
Company.............................No*. tra^`n
Boss................................Gie^'t ngu*o*`i trong mo^.ng
Boss la.............................Kinh kho^?
Boss buo^`n.........................Kinh chie^`u
Boss vui............................Em hie^`n nhu* ma soeur
Boss nghi?..........................Gia^'c mo* tie^n
Fighting with boss..................La^`m
Kiss up boss........................DDo*`i ky~ nu+~
Layoff..............................Tho'i ddo*`i
Promotion...........................Ao? a?nh
Overtime............................Kie^'p ddam me^
Working life........................Kie^'p ca^`m ca
Holidays............................Nga`y vui qua mau
Vacations...........................Nga`y mu`a
Retired.............................Nga`y tro*? ve^`
Reward..............................No^~i buo^`n qua'n tro.
Review..............................Mo^.ng du*o*'i hoa
Raise...............................O^i me^ ly
[Friday] Check......................O^ ki`a do*`i bo^~ng
dung vui
Timesheet...........................Ta^'m the? ba`i
Meeting.............................Tie^'ng kinh dde^m
401K................................La^u dda`i ti`nh a'i
Change Company......................Lo*`i go.i cha^n ma^y
Old Company.........................Di~ va~ng
Old Boss ...........................Xin go.i nhau co^' nha^n
New Company.........................Vu~ng la^`y cu?a chu'ng ta
Co-worker...........................No'
Road To Work........................Lu*~ kha'ch co^ do*n
Road To Home........................Ai du*a em ve^`
Traffic.............................Ca't bu.i ti`nh xa
Monday..............................Ba?y nga`y ddo+.i mo^ng
Tuesday.............................Mo^.t nga`y nhu* mo.i nga`y
Wednesday...........................Chie^`u ti'm
Thursday............................Chie^`u hoang
Friday..............................Chie^`u cuo^'i tua^`n
Saturday and Sunday.................Beautiful days
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Love story: Titanic - from dream to
reality
(sent by T.N.Vu)
Do^ng co* pha?n lu'c cho
thuye^`n buo^`m ( "Jet" boat)
(sent by T.N.Vu)
To^i va` Na`ng (Thuy Trinh, 85)
Ha~ng to^i vo*'i la.i ha~ng na`ng
Ca'ch nhau chi? mo^.t con -da`ng ... freeway
Ha~ng na`ng tuy tha^.t nho? ghe^
Nhu*ng -di la`m tre^~ ma` ve^` ... so*'m ho*n
To^'i nga`y na`ng chi? ... lo*n to*n
Canh me .. si` to^'c (stock) , lo*`i ho*n mo.i ngu*o*`i
Na`ng la`m vie^.c ra^'t la` lu*o*`i
To*'i nga`y la~nh check na`ng cu*o*`i ... ha ha...
Lu*o*ng na`ng ho*n lu*o*ng ngu*o*`i ta
Mo^.t tua^`n na`ng chi? la`m ... ba bo^'n nga`y
Ha~ng to^i gio^'ng nhu* ha~ng ...ca`y
La`m vie^.c so*'m to^'i ma(.t ma`y buo^`n te^nh
-Di la`m luo^n ca? ... weekend
Ma` lu*o*ng cu~ng chi? ... same same lu*o*ng na`ng
To^i toan ti'nh ra^'t ky~ ca`ng
Quye^'t -di.nh ... nha~y ha~ng, nho*` na`ng ... apply
Bo^'c phone to^i go.i na`ng ngay
Na`ng lie^`n -do^`ng y' : "chuye^.n na`y ... de^~ tho^i!!!"
Na`ng co`n no'i nho? vo*'i to^i
Na`ng ... power la('m ne^n to^i se~ ... khg^ bi. -di`
Na`ng ho^'i to^i mau tu*'c thi`
Fax ga^'p na`ng mo^.t ca'i ... ro*` dzu me^
(resume)Lo`ng to^i ca?m tha^'y ... phe^ phe^
Cho*` nga`y -du*o*.c ha~ng na`ng ... thue^ la` ro^`i!!!
To^i mo* mo^.ng ra^'t xa xo^i
Na`ng se~ o*? ca.nh be^n to^i suo^'t ... tua^`n
To^i se~ cu`ng na`ng ... carpool
Cu`ng la`m mo^.t ha~ng, a(n lunch cu`ng ba`n ...
Ta^`m ta^`m tro*`i cu*' -do^? mu*a
-De^'n ho^m nay nu*~a la` vu*`a bo^'n ho^m
Tu*` khi qua ha~ng na`ng ... la`m
Tha^n xa'c e^? oa?i, tro^ng ro`m ho*n xu*a
Vi` ca'i te^n xe^'p kho' u*a
Nhi`n to^i nhu* muo^'n ... xe' tu*a to^i ro^`i
La`m ha~ng na`ng mo^.t tha'ng tho^i
Na`ng -du*a ca'i thie^.p ba'o to^i ..." tin mu*`ng "
Ma('t to^i cu*' nhi`n tru*`ng tru*`ng
Ca^`m ca'i ta^'m thie^.p ne^n ... mu*`ng hay kho^ng (???)
Tin na`ng sa('p -di la^'y cho^`ng
Gu.c -da^`u nu*o*'c ma('t ... ro`ng ro`ng tuo^n ra
Cho^`ng na`ng -da^u pha?i ai xa
Te^n xe^'p ca` cho*'n chu*' la` ai -da^u !
To^i buo^`n to^i ...chu*~i mo^.t ca^u
"My boss so ... so^'c !" to^i ra^`u he'o hon
Tro*`i o*i tro*`i co' thu*o*ng con
Quay ve^` ha~ng cu~ co' co`n ... nha^.n kho^ng ???
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